heidi montag is finally fucking dead!!

They registered to vote..

Heidi voted for the Kool Aid man, and Spencer drew a stick figure of Heidi sucking another stick figure’s dick with dollar signs around it..

“Uh, You don’t actually vote here people. These are just the registration cards.”

“Oh,”

“And I’m not really sure what this drawing means Sir, but it’s highly inappropriate.”

Spencer just winks back at this, and Heidi licks her lips. But that does raise an interesting question. Would I pay 3 and a half dollars to let Heidi Montag suck my dick?

I’m gunna say no because I have a feeling if I were to wiggle my little worm in front of that bass master’s fish jaw. She might get a little carried away, and try to gulp my ! But from what I understand when a fish bites down on your worm you’re suppose to yank back really hard to set the hook, and then you scream out..

“Got one on!!”

Then the fishing guide comes over and jabs a huge fucking hook into her gut, and pulls her ass onto the boat. Everyone just stands around silently watching her sprawled out on the deck taking huge empty gasps for air until she’s dead. But it’s okay! These things don’t have feelings anyway, and Spencer sold her ass for bait.

5 pooknew Published 7/1/08   Message Add to Friends