jessica alba lost her baby

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Here’s Jessica Alba, her PRADA sunglasses, and a blood sucking tick hanging off her chin.

Anyone got a lighter?

You gotta burn those things off. If you try to pick it and don’t pull the head out, then the just re-grows another blood sack. And since when did I become the tick expert?

I don’t know,

I picked this up some where. Probably from your Mother..

Saaaaaaay!!

I kid, I kid.. Anyhoo, She took the tick out shopping in Century City yesterday, and brought along that limp dick buster that she got it from. I don’t know, I’m not gay or nothing. But I picture Cash Warren’s asshole being rimmed with ticks. It just seems fitting for him, and I catch a heavy tick vibe from that dude. That could be a huge juicy fat tick in Jessica’s belly for all we know. She could have that baby, and the doctor just might stomp it with his shoe.

Ahhh!

Smack!

“Now Jessica, I’m your doctor. You need to tell me if you’re going to push a big fat hairy tick out of your snatch okay?

“Okay”

“And I’m sorry I killed your baby.”

“It’s okay, Cash is like a deer and covered in them.”

pooknew 5 pooknew Published 7/5/08   Message Add to Friends
 

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