I think David Spade was by far the coolest dude to ever friend request me on MySpace. I tried to friend request Mandy once, but she wrote back “I don’t add Gossip Thugs”
So I responded with..
“Good, because I don’t write about gossip. I talk about what you might look like dressed up like the Cookie Monster, and whether or not I’d wanna it.”
I never got a response, but I guarantee every time she sees him she thinks of me. And that’s what I’m all about people.. Impacting motherer’s lives.
Look at the little thunder cat..
“Break his fucking nose!!”
Ew.. Break your own nose and this ain’t cheer leading bitch, so put your arm down. I fucked a cheerleader once and I know that hyper extended elbow, and the thumb tight fist. That’s some full blown pep rally routine , and I’m too stoned to function properly in a gymnasium full of 16 yr old sluts.
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