hilary duff got drunk and ripped a wet fart in the truck

She might have lost her shoe, but she found the Rum Bacardi. Hilary and her 4×4 block head boyfriend hit up the Villa Lounge in Hollywood last night for some drinks. Hilary got sauced and murdered the dance floor. Now I wasn’t there, but I heard she wasn’t wearing any underwear and her asshole is like this big..

Picture me doing this.

That’s “O” in sign language. Like.. “Oh my God, she’s peeing down her leg.” and I think that’s fricking hot. If a drunko Hilary Duff was talking to me at the bar, and started pissing down her leg with an adorable little “Did I do that?” expression on her face. I’d want nothing more then to lick it off her legs..

Whoa, whoa, wait! I took that one way too far. I don’t care how hot you are, I’m not drinking piss. Unless of course it’s clear. And you’ve pissed again within the hour. And it’s shaken with some Vodka. Poured over a frozen martini glass dressed up with an olive.

By no means am I some snooty martini drinking fruit loop, but I’m drinking piss here people. So let’s try to keep it “classy”

5 pooknew Published 7/6/08   Message Add to Friends