if lauren conrad had any tits this just might be amazing

Like a dolled up whore.

Mustache Baby is throwing up a serious Mariah Carey, and the bitch is slammin. “Summer time slut” has never looked better, and to tell you the truth those shorts could be rolled up another inch or so. But after looking through the pictures you’ll start to realize her legs are riddled with bruises. Apparently this bitch is an ultimate cage fighter in her spare time, and doesn’t seem to mind her beat down fruit skins.

Bruises are a major bummer, and no matter how much you try to avoid them while you’re licking up her thighs. When it comes time to stick it in, you suggest the Mary Lou Retton and make a quick dash for the door.

5 pooknew Published 7/7/08   Message Add to Friends

 

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