heidi put on her dancin’ shoes, tucked her dick back, and did o’brien

Chicks with accents are totally hot, and totally hot chicks with accents are like some kinda horniness I can even handle.

Spontaneous Combustion..

When Heidi walked out onto the stage and started talking I , pissed, and came in my pants all at the same time. Then I laid back in it, and smoked a cigarette while I watched the rest of the interview.

“She totally goes ass to mouth.”

Heidi Klum is always happy go lucky, and chicks like that typically don’t say “no” a lot. Macaroni & Cheese Seal is one lucky dude, and I bet it doesn’t bother him at all that she always looks like rotting corpse without her make-up on.

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