say cheeeeeeese, ew. say hmmmmmmmmm instead

I wanted to write about how horny she is on the show sometimes, but her big butter grill is kinda killing the mood.

Take some Colgate to that stuff bitch!

I’m mean sure. I’m a dead beat blogger that sometimes never gets around to brushing my teeth till like 10 or 11, because I lay in bed watching TV and writing bullstuff for 2 hours after I wake. But stuff, at least I finally get around to it. Mary doesn’t give a damn, and just rolls out the morning after dick breath on the carpet.

“Mary! Mary! Hi, I’m some bitch with some show and we’re dying to know who you’re wearing tonight!!”

“Oh, Hello. Yes, I’m wearing Country Crock and..”

“Good God woman, did a cat stuff in your mouth?”

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