Rebels Without a Clue

Who let these old farts out of the home? What's left of the Who are doing one of those tours that they swore they'd never do again. Word from 'Frisco is that the pair are quarreling like an old married couple. It's even reached the point where Roger Daltrey has demanded a dressing room at the opposite end of the arena from Pete Townshend, and a separate hotel. I can't blame him there. I'd want my sleeping quarters to be as far away from Creepy Petey as possible too. Of course if you're over the age of 10, and have pubic hair, you've got nothing to fear. Remember that those 1000's of pix he had were for 'research' on a project he was working on with Gary Glitter. Yeah, that's the ticket!

Odd thing is that there is more genuine evidence against Townshend than there even was against Michael Jackson, yet Jackson has been slow roasted over the coals. Meanwhile Pete gets to go on being a rock'n'roll hero. Rock'n'Roll is a cultural institution and a way of life. As such it is more important than the welfare of any individual child! And they say that it ain't a race thing.

BTW, The Who's tour will be sponsored by AARP. Other groups whose upcoming tours AARP will underwrite include Where Are My Keys?, Do I Know You? and Get Off My Lawn, Sonny! Hey hey, my my, rock'n'roll will never die, though it sorely looks like time for a mercy killing! The beat goes on, only now it's using a walker and wearing Depends.

Of course you can see the value of these nostalgia acts when you take a look at some of today's up and comers. Like Amy Winehouse. While the girl has a truly phenomenal voice, her personal life is a mess. In fact Amy's so messed up that she makes Britney Spears seem like a Mental Health poster girl.

Now a lot of people figure that Winehouse's problems stemmed from her husband - drugged out dead beat Blake Civil Fielder. Fielder would have to take a self improvement course to work his way up to trash. I'd call blank eyed, slack jawed Blakey scum, but amoebas might get offended. Let's just say that the lad makes Pete Doherty look like Prince Charming.

Well when Blake got send away, for some of his usual mindless mayhem (BCF beat the crap out of a bar tender and then bribed him to drop the charges, which is officially called 'perverting the course of justice'. Like I say, he's a real prince!), Amy didn't improve a bit. Though she genuinely seemed to miss Blakey for about 5 minutes or so, she soon got on with her own brand of mindless mayhem. Let's say that Amy's attention span is not all that it might be.

Well Amy's days of crawling into dumpsters and through the gutters alone may soon be coming to an end. Blakey boy gets sprung from the joint on Monday! That means in less than 24 hours Romeo & Juliet can get back to their Sid & Nancy routine. Now the respective families are already arguing about who's to blame. The Civil Fielders are claiming that Amy is a bad influence on their violent lout of a son. Meanwhile Wino's clan are claiming that Blake has lead their drug addicted self destructive daughter astray. As for who's the bad influence on whom in this scenario, let's call it 6 of 1 and half a dozen of the other. Besides this whole thing might actually work out. In Amy's present drug addled condition, there's no guarantee that she'll even remember who Blake is.

Wondertrash Bogus Zen:

What is the key to meditation? Just relax, and then enter your center.

267 AgentOrange Published 7/20/08   Message Add to Friends