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Sellout: (Noun) the selling of an entire stock of something.

In "Hell Has Surely Frozen Over" news, Lindsay Lohan's new line of leggings have sold out in just a week and there's already a waiting list for those clamoring to own a pair. And what, pray tell is all this fuss about?

Lohan and design partner Kristi Kaylor's 6126 collection (an homage to Marilyn Monroe's birthday) features four styles of cilngy legwear, including one with built-in kneepads—cheekily called Mr. President—in case your next '80s night turns especially raucous. (Source)

Yeah. No offense Linds, but when I think of leggings requiring built-in kneepads, I don't think of Marilyn Monroe. Just because you're "gay" now, it doesn't cancel out all the long nights of praying to the almighty altar of dick. That's like Kirstie Alley naming a new line of peanut butter and bacon flavored meal replacement shakes after Elvis Presley. Nice try, lardass -- I suppose you're also going to tell us Elvis was the one who invented coating laxatives in Crisco to make them go down smoother? Oh really? That was Elvis? Nevermind, then.

More of Lindsay and her family and her creepy pet gargoyle at a Sephora event last week:

Source: Webster's Is My Bitch

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