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People, people, people! Pray for me. I might just catch my first assault/attempted murder case because of this week's latest rumor. I really might have to hurt somebody-- that somebody being Pharrell's new lady-friend. Usually, I refuse to write about rumors because they are mean and fruitless, but this is just too much. Page Six is reporting that Pharrell Williams (aka my soon-to-be-baby-daddy) has already knocked-up some model-type he met last year in Miami... His rep had no comment, and the "source" says Williams is very private about his personal matters so that is all we know so far... This is not how it was supposed to work. It was supposed to be me gosh darn it! I call foul! FOOOOOOUL! This is unjust, unfair, unfathomable... But oh well, life does go on.... I guess. If this is true I really do need your prayer... I'm too pretty for jail y'all! Haha.
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