Holy dysfunctional family Batman!!

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Christian Bale Pictures: Christian Bale Arrested

Christian Bale was taken into police custody for allegedly assaulting his mother and sister at London’s Dorchester Hotel. Not only did he fight off the allegations but Bale cooperated with the cops and has been released without any charges. Duh! He is Batman after all!

Usually I’d find domestic abuse to be both unjustified and cruel, however I am currently depressed and bitter due to my unemployment (hence the lack of blog updates) so I can’t help but laugh at the thought of Christian Bale storming into the hotel room in a the bat cape yelling out KAPOW and BIFF as he punches away all while singing NANANANANANANANANNA BATMAN BATMAN BATMAN!

I blame Maggie Gyllenhaal....just because I can.

Source: http://www.celebrityfling.com/