He’s getting too old for those short shorts though. They’ve never been all that attractive, and the older he gets, the creepier he is for wearing them like it’s OK. I know they’re his signature thing, but he could wear some spandex under them…
So here’s the deal - if you have some free time on your hands and you want to do something funny to that picture with photoshop, go for it and email it to me - danasdirt@danasdirt.com and as long as it’s 1. funny, and 2. not too raunchy (clearly you could put a penis there and it would be funny, but way too inappropriate, not to mention obvious, for this site)… I’ll post it!
You can have some serious photoshop fun with this one! Isn't he getting a LITTLE too old for those short shorts??? Richard Simmons Sweatin' to the Congress I'm Richard Simmons!! Richard Simmons all dapper in a suit! Richard Simmons meets with CongressPhotos: Splash News Online
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