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• I`m so sorry to hear about Morgan Freeman and his wife sence they were tigether for 24 year`s. My husband and I are getting ready to celebreat our 27 yrs . Katie from Reno Nv
  anonymous 8/8/08 Reply

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• this average bona fide nada so satisfied mwm goyim (who can trace his a semetic lineage)
  avails avail himself as a prospective husband to any recent divorcee in the media spotlight.
  which rather whimsical idea just recently took shape to write!
  
  so...i hoop the following rather lengthy email doth not make ye delirious
  which reply to your posting merely meant to convey a connection
  whether jovial, platonic, saturnalia, venusian based or well maybe serious!
  
  this one of the many respondents just an average clod and clump of protoplasm housed inside a 1959 model human frame!
  
  aside from that gel like substance that comprises the innards of this run of the mill homo sapiens, i possess a excretory, nervous system, skeletal structure and an aging thinker that goes on the fritz at the most inopportune time!
  
  beardless, yet i wear spectacles to see the world more crystal clear
  and now on a bandinage whim email you with poetic trademark flair
  plus my trademark somewhat long wavy brown hair
  and a rather firm undersized gluteus maximus or hmm rear.
  
  i consider myself like a camel lion
  or if you prefer chameleon
  all things to all any fee line
  or nothing in common with characteristics of mine
  whose age...well
  close to forty and nine
  yet strong as a pine
  body, mind and spine!
  
  this bipedal animal spring from the philadelphia human zoo
  and as a complete stranger introduce myself to you
  from a place in my mind known as xandu
  which could afford room enough for two
  if ye would only stand or sit in this queue
  similar to waiting in a cloistered pew
  but better grab a place before the places number few
  from those who utter yabba dabba do!
  
  although picture this fellow of himself he cannot trade
  a genetic product and usa made
  in search of some soft pad for me body more'n to get laid
  this hoary fellow tries his level best to make the grade
  and he (i) will come to your aid
  and rescue ye madam
  please do not be afraid.
  
  to dis scribe me aint no (marie antoinette) cake walk in the park nor a breeze
  and mucho more difficult that smiling for the camera and mouthing the word cheese
  to capture the essential characteristics per electronic byte size frieze
  an introductory missive merely meant to tickle those axons and neurons as a tease
  analogous to a feather tickling the nose about to make the nostril(s)
  sne..snee...sneez...achew...sneeze
  sorry if you get an allergic reaction and do for an eon wheeze!
  
  i consider myself like a camel lion
  or if you prefer chameleon
  all things to all any fee line
  or nothing in common with characteristics of mine
  whose age...well
  close to forty and nine
  yet strong as a pine
  body, mind and spine!
  
  this bipedal animal spring from the philadelphia human zoo
  and as a complete stranger introduce myself to you
  from a place in my mind known as xandu
  which could afford room enough for two
  if ye would only stand or sit in this queue
  similar to waiting in a cloistered pew
  but better grab a place before the places number few
  from those who utter yabba dabba do!
  
  essentially, me nuttin butta an older ratty hound dawg
  sitting next to jeremiah the bull frog
  both of us just a sittin here on a virtual log
  shootin the breeze while sippin some egg nog
  dat helped me grow from being a pollywog!
  
  i yam dog's will
  so with tail a wagging here goes me swill
  with a poetic trill
  using a virtual quill
  from a self anointed bard
  from a boot a dozen plus sock miles west of philadelphia
  i.e. the birthplace and democratic founding father mill!
  
  this nonconformist and nonestablishmentarian three score minus ten years doth hoop
  ye do not misperceive this atypical introductory manner as weird
  and nuttin more'n den dog gone poop!
  
  anyway, mine interests comprise such pastimes (not necessarily done all at the same time) such activities as chess, contra-dancing (infrequently attended these days), cleaning house, cooking (besides boiling water), crossword puzzles, cryptograms, cruising the backwaters of cyberspace, day dreaming of a genie to grant me the token three wishes, dining at casual eateries, driving away from the brink of insanity, exercising body mind and spirit triage, meditating, mowing the lawn in winter, reading, shoveling snow in summer, sweeping away gigantic monstrous dust bunnies, trouble shooting computer glitches i.e. ghosts in the machine that seem to delight in wreaking havoc, vacuuming, walking the iambic pentameter beat especially when writing, et cetera.
  
  a mostly fitness, healthy and holistic lifestyle in tandem with a sturdy set of genes and chromosomes no doubt also contribute to appearing and feeling younger than the true number of eleven months shy of the half century mark.
  
  now some bare bones basic personal data to help flesh out this one garden varietal i.e. generic hominid!
  
  Aesthetics = non-doleful and usual blue hill billy clinton jean king, casual appearance! if and/or when we got comfortable, i just wear jimmy john joe boxer shorts or simply my rather well worn birthday suit -- aging toward greater imperfection; Belief = reincarnated, reconstituted and refried born again nonestablishmentarian; Birthday = january thirteenth nineteen hundred and fifty nine after the common eminence met his ill timed fate upon the crucifix; Chest = nominally and mostly hairless and flat as the prairie home to many fine companions where all the children happen to be above average; Economic hierarchy = hand to mouth (rather cockeyed) and hardscrapple income translated means rather poor as a unitarian church mouse whittling away in the texas landscape for one bush as i keep back the overgrowth using my cheney saw; Eye color = hazel and sometimes a might bit leary; Face = angular, clean shaven and somewhat narrow; Feet = between size 8 - 9 depending on the toe jimmy john jammed jones industrial index, sock market or which political party happens to be in power; Hair color = somewhat brown, longish and wavy and populated with an increasing number of silver follicles with each passing year; Health = disease and drug free -- essentially fit as a well strung fiddle, but on occasion i do get unstrung; Height = about seventy inches or about five feet and ten inches; Hobbies = the following written in jest -- naked battleship, bare bones chess, cooking up a storm of the century, contra dancing, crossword puzzles, cryptograms, driving miss daisy to the smashing pumpkin patch, eating at the 'y', exercising, meditating, reading about bare naked ladies, reading tea leaves, scrabble, sweeping, writing, vacuuming, and more than could fill the space occupied by tip of a pencil; Legs = pogo stick stalks slightly covered with hair and also skinny; Location = ardmore, bala cynwyd, belmont hills, bryn mawr, city line, lower merion, narberth, penn valley and other place names based in the general outlying suburbs of the lower merion quadrant of our milky way; Physique = generally proportionally slender; Name = Master (not baiter) Matthew Scott Harris; Offspring = deux daughters -- the eldest born december twenty second 1996 and the youngest made her debut february fourth 1999; Political affiliation = liberal democrat - which means my vote will probably be cast for barack obama; Skin color = caucasian to the "t" bone rex; Status = nada so happily married; Weight = at a hurly burly one hundred and thirty pounds (plus or minus some multiple of sixteen ounces) before emptying one void and fulfilling another.
  
  matthew harris
  1148 greentree lane
  narberth, pennsylvania
  19072
  anonymous 8/21/08 Reply

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