Guess Who Turns 50 Today?

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See More... No, silly... it's not LIZA MINNELLI! It's our beloved Michael Jackson the international "King of Pop"! Hey, I can't even lie he looks dead already. He makes that guy from that Powder movie go "DAAAAAAAMN Homie! You're paler then a maf*cka!"... But I digress. Happy birthday to the KING. Now who can I talk to about getting him a lifetime membership to a local tanning salon? I'm just sayin...

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5 CocoaBella Published 8/29/08 Message Add to Friends

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Atleast he shows his face to the public and doesn't act like a HOME-OOOOOOO!!!! Now that's crackin. There is a face that resembles his face veeerrry closely. You can find it around the East LA area. Definitely manly features but I have pictured in my mind A WOMEN! I THINK?!?

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