First the easy stuff. We predict that in the near future Tom Cruise will continue to keep Katie Holmes captive. Aside from brief paparazzi-friendly visits to the grocery store or the park with baby Suri, Katie will stay confined to Tom's prison. Um, we mean, mansion in Beverly Hills.
Also, Tom will allow Katie symbolic gestures of independence, such as her upcoming gal-pal flick with Queen Latifah. Her most recent demonstration of self-determination came in the form of switching away from Tom's chosen PR agency to another one. Way to show him who's boss, "Kate."
And, finally, we predict that Katie will be knocked up again soon. That way Tom can have all the little Xenu babies he wants before his bewitched bride comes to her senses… or her parents kidnap her and have her de-programmed.
What do you think will happen in Tom & Katie's marriage? Will Katie have another baby soon? Or is she trying to stage a comeback?
Will you watch Katie Holmes on "Eli Stone"?
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