Pamela Anderson responds to those pictures

Thank god I don’t have a google alert on myself (like some people I know do on themselves) - I’ve just been sent some pics from Hawaii - I have to laugh - well at least the world knows I don’t get botox - ha!…I’m much hotter in my mind - (I swear I look better) - then again I hardly check a mirror before I go outside - may start doing that more.

I may have to start working out too though - genes and gymnastics have gotten me this far.

I just refuse to let these paparazzi ruin my time or my lifestyle in general with my children - I’m not going to spend time putting makeup on or staying covered up on the beach - it’s definitely surreal though - I think I look alright but everywhere you turn you have a camera in your face - up you butt - it’s crazy - too many tabloids - must be running out of stuff to print…I’m a semi-retired single mom - hello?

She’s 39-years-old and I must confess, she looks her age. Oddly enough, Halle Berry is 40-years-old and she looks pretty much like she did 8 years ago. The only logical explanation for that is her regular trips to the maternity ward to drink the blood of newborn infants must be working. It’s FDA approved and everything.

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