Monday Morning Box Office: 'Spider-Man 3' Vaguely Disappoints Record Number Of Weekend Moviegoers

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Oh, happy day! Records have fallen, mind-bending studio expenses have been vindicated, and millions of American moviegoers have been moderately entertained on this most glorious of Monday mornings! On to the numbers!

1. Spider-Man 3--$148 million
In what has to be the most anticlimactic record-breaking in box office history, Spider-Man 3, debuting in The Widest Release--Ever!!! (capitalization and overly exuberant punctuation added to spice up boring release data), shattered™ the opening

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Published 5/7/07 by

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