“I’ve got something very important share with you: I don’t have a chin. I’m sorry I’ve taken this long to tell you, and I’m sorry about this half-assed attempt at a cover-up I call a goatee. Please, don’t leave me. No other girl in the world would tolerate these fricking sideburns.”
Published 5/29/07 by
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