Nicole Richie sent out invitations

My fellow Americans its that time of year
To celebrate our country by drinking massive amounts of beer
Let’s stand together as one, live the American dream
Take shots, pass out, & wake up with our pants ripped open at the seems
Let’s glorify this day in our sluttiest tops and your tightest pair of tsubi jeans
Even though we have no [fricking?] clue what Memorial Day really means!!

Mashas house
Sunday May 28th, at 2pm
Beverly Hills, CA 90210

There will be a scale at the front door. No girls over 100 pounds allowed in. Start starving yourself now. See you all then!!

This is the same party Mischa Barton became sick at before being taken to the hospital. Actually, this doesn’t even sound like a party. It sounds like an anorexia convention. The games probably included making fun of bulimics by fake vomiting, making fun of fat people (100+ pounds) by rubbing their hands over a pretend belly and going “Ho, ho, ho” and finally, seeing who grew the most hair on their stomach, back and chest. If you don’t understand the last part, wikipedia may help you.