Why does this poor dog look so terrified?A. It is allergic to silicone.
B. It's flashing back to when it was nearly smothered to death by a tranny.
C. Pam's reputation as a dog-raper precedes her.
D. It smells Tommy Lee, and instinctively wants to run and have a bath.
E. The last time Pam petted him he had a rash for three weeks.
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