Rihanna In The Morning

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WTF?! #59?! How the hell did Rihanna get #59 on EW's Ultimate List. Shouldn't that bitch be #1?! even #0! I am over their . Breathe Michael...breathe....

I need help. I need Rihanna detoxing. Everyone tells me I have a problem and it's not natural to be obsessed with fugliness, but I can't help it. It must be that shiny five-head that's doing something to my one brain cell.

Please...don't tell me those are implants.

Published 6/22/07 by

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