Cuddle Watch: Matthew McConaughey and Alanis Morissette?

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  • Yikes! This picture is really bothering me. How did this hookup happen? Major downgrade by Miss Morissette by the way, from Ryan Reynolds to Stubby-Arms. How sad.
    MiracleBobster 45 MiracleBobster 6/26/07   Message Add to Friends Reply
     
  • If you wanta look really cool in front of your friends or just waste some time go to http://www.brunching.com/alanislyrics.html to create your own Alanis song about the future breakup with Matthew McStubby-Arms. My song is below. And to answer any questions I do have a job and moved out of home at 29 so there - I just happened to know about the lyric generator cause this girl I know is a big fan and I used to make her songs to try and get her to go out with me. For some reason she never agreed but Alanis fans enjoy!

    "Will to Live"

    I feel miserable
    Hotels make me ill
    I feel miserable
    Jails tear at my foundations
    I feel miserable
    Cars are dragging me down to the depths of misery
    I want to die

    Is it because of Paris Hilton that I feel this way?
    With the Black rays of misery pounding on my brain?
    Or am I lost in tale of Whitman, adrift far from home
    I don't think so, I don't think so.

    Matthew McConaughey Broke My Will to Live
    Matthew McConaughey Broke My Will to Live
    Matthew McConaughey Broke My Will to Live
    I was getting better but then
    Matthew McConaughey Broke My Will to Live

    I feel miserable
    STDs rot the flesh from my bones
    I feel miserable
    Mansions defeat my purpose
    I feel miserable
    Parents are doing their best to impale my soul
    I want to die

    Is it because of Paris Hilton that I feel this way?
    With the Black rays of misery pounding on my brain?
    Am I lost in tale of Whitman, adrift far from home
    I don't think so, I don't think so.

    Matthew McConaughey Broke My Will to Live
    Matthew McConaughey Broke My Will to Live
    Oh God, Matthew McConaughey Broke My Will to Live
    I was getting better but then
    Matthew McConaughey Broke My Will to Live
    jackarse 200 jackarse 6/26/07   Message Add to Friends Reply
     
  • How can anyone enjoy my Alanis song without formatting in these comment boxes....I hate you Dotspotter and will now boycott you for 6 hours
    jackarse 200 jackarse 6/26/07   Message Add to Friends Reply
     
  • Formatting? I want the karaoke version!
    xrispy 743 xrispy 6/26/07   Message Add to Friends Reply
     
  • i wanna hear you sing it live on a youtube version. lol!
    bliss 375 bliss 6/27/07   Message Add to Friends Reply
     
 
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