When you think about it, these are pretty versatile panties. If a girl wore the phrase on the front, it could mean she has an std. If a girl put it on the back, it could mean explosive diarrhea. Kind of like an alert system for their orifices. Then again, it could just mean she’s a slut. God, which is it woman!? I want to get in your pants, but I really don’t want to be sprayed in the face with fecal matter. No way am I going through that again.
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Daniel Radcliffe
Rupert Grint
Emma Watson