Lindsay’s Startling Revelation

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Lindsay Lohan has only spoken with worse-than-Seacrest Access Hollywood co-anchor Billy Bush concerning her recent arrest, presumably because he’s a total pussy who will coddle her. What did she tell him via e-mail? That she’s innocent, of course!

“Yes. I am innocent… did not do drugs they’re not mine. I was almost hit by my assistant Tarin’s mom. I appreciate everyone giving me my privacy.”

See that? Not hers. Case closed. Now will everyone please

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Published 7/25/07 by

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