Next Week, The Rumor Will Be About Jessica Biel: How To Make Love Like Scarlett Johansson

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Fans of Scarlett Johansson -- or of her cleavage -- must be donkey-punching themselves with glee over rumors that the Oscar-nominated actress may bring that necessary dose of gravitas, youth, and authentic breasts to an upcoming Jenna Jameson biopic. According to the Daily Express, the self-proclaimed "World's Greatest Newspaper" and bastion of the rigidly fact-based journalism we've come to cherish from the British tabs, naturally curvy Johansson has assumed the missionary position and will... More

Published 7/30/07 by

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