Elton John Sucks At Suicide

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In David Buckley's new biography about Elton John he tells of the time that Elton tried to murder himself before marrying Linda Woodrow. Marrying a woman can do that to you.

Minutes before the wedding, Elton's friend, Bernie Taupin walked in on him with his head in the oven. Bernie apparently couldn't stop laughing, because Elton sucks at suicide.

David wrote, "Elton had stuck his head in the oven, but set the gas on low with all the windows open. What's more, he was resting his... More

Published 8/13/07 by

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