Prettyboy Fight

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I say we get a vat of mud, put em' both in thongs and let em go at it! Yeah, I took it there, it's Friday. Ryan Phillipe took some time off from being a glistening sex cherub to bitch about Jake Gyllenhaal mackin' on his lady. Uh dumbass, maybe you shouldn't have been firing semen bullets at another chick's vaginal gun range if that was going to be a problem for you. Pretty people can be imbeciles.

"Ryan is pissed about Jake," a Phillippe insider tells Us Weekly,

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Published 8/17/07 by

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Jake G is my kinda man. Come to think of it, so is Ryan.

25 luvnhart11 8/17/07 Message Add to Friends Reply

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Soemething tells me they'd enjoy a hot steamy mud fight with each other. I'd certainly like to watch.

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semen bullets? um. okay.

34 lilgrlbigdreamz 8/17/07 Message Add to Friends Reply

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