Hot Spot: Angie, Fergie, Love, Wino & Crack

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Angelina Jolie has returned after a trip to Iraq to
visit war refugees. There's no truth to the rumor that, when Angelina's
baggage was searched, ten Iraqi orphans were found stowed with her
underwear. Angelina, as we know, doesn't wear underwear.

Fergie gave fans at the Minnesota State Fair a little
extra something after her concert there - a vomit-sample. Seems Fergie
decided to have some fun by going down a slide, but when she reached
the bottom, reverse peristalsis kicked in. On the bright side, she did
manage to not pee herself.

Courtney Love claims Owen Wilson's friendship with
party-animal Steve Coogan contributed to his suicidal depression. We
don't know about that, but we sure do get depressed every time we see
Courtney. If there were a law against face-abuse, that girl would get
life.

Amy Winehouse and Blake Fielder-Civil have taken a
break from killing each other to lounge in the Caribbean sun. We just
hope Amy remembers to wear a hat - wouldn't want her to bake her brain
cell.

Bobby Brown says he was forced to live in his car
while paying for  Whitney Houston's rehab. Mmm - there's nothing like
that new crackhead's car smell, is there?
Emily 10k+ Emily Published 8/29/07   Message Add to Friends
 

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Comments (3)

  • fergie is good songer
    anonymous anonymous 8/11/08 Reply
     
    • my longuage is franche
      anonymous anonymous 8/11/08
       
  • y love fergie
    anonymous anonymous 8/11/08 Reply
     
 
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