Keira Knightley is looking a tad over-weight

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Set aside the fact that I’m a dynamo in the sack, and, okay, the public park. And any dressing room in an average U.S. retail store. Alright, bottom line, I’m the Messiah of Doing It. Regardless of that obvious and verifiable fact, I’m absolutely certain Keira Knightley would crumble into a fine powder after I gave her my sermon and a mount. I wish more women would follow her example. Hey, thanks for the sex, and oh, awesome, you’re a pile of dust. Where’s my... More

Published 9/4/07 by

The Superficial