Gwen Stefani is a mannequin

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Okay, so one day she looks like a bikini goddess, and then the next she looks a mannequin that came to life – and possibly escaped prison. Oh, I get it. This is a decoy. So I don’t attack her again with my boner. I mean allegedly attack her. I think when I’m judged by a jury of my peers they’ll find that I had Gwen’s best interests in mind. Especially once they’re presented with Exhibit A, my book, “I Make Love 1,000 Times Better than Gavin... More

Published 9/5/07 by

The Superficial