JLo and Skeletor performed at a Super Bowl and Ocean Magazine party last night in Miami. This is making me really uncomfortable. They seriously need to keep their “canoodling” to themselves and by themselves I mean locked in a basement 90-feet under. Thank God pictures can’t sing or else my ears would be bleeding. JLo live sounds like a hyenia getting anally assaulted with a splintery broomstick.
Published 2/4/07 by
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