Christina Ricci is confusing my pants

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Christina Ricci was looking hot (I think) at the Women’s Guild 50th Anniversary Gala over the weekend. I can’t tell if I’m attracted to her or not. Right now there’s a weird noise coming out of my pants, like a grizzly bear driving a dump truck through a spring factory. I should probably investigate. Of course, if I unzip my fly, that angelic choir will start singing “Alleluia” again. Real embarrassing when you’re in a public restroom. I mean, for you.... More

Published 9/17/07 by

The Superficial

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shes so pretty i love christina ricci!

65 bananalexis 9/17/07 Message Add to Friends Reply

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she used to have a really bad eating disorder. hope she is okay now!

193 cadget323 9/17/07 Message Add to Friends Reply

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the guy who writes thesuperficial is always confused. but i like it.

65 ihearttigger2 9/17/07 Message Add to Friends Reply

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i think i prefer her without bangs

351 blondydolly222 9/17/07 Message Add to Friends Reply

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who saw black snake moan? INTENSE

129 lexybeanie 9/17/07 Message Add to Friends Reply

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Like thesuperficial, like her.

652 xrispy 9/17/07 Message Add to Friends Reply

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