“Major” Movie Star Is a Major Mistake

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I heard that when Meryl Streep saw these pictures of Jessica Simpson on the set of her new movie “Major Movie Star,” she stormed directly into her agent’s office started screaming, “This should be me! ME!” and flinging her Oscars through a window. And while she was sobbing and glass was shattering, Katherine Hepburn rolled over in her grave to shake one angry fist at the sky. Why do all the best roles always go to the girls with big s? I’m telling you, man,

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Published 9/20/07 by

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