Tom Cruise Is Adding On A Wing

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See More... In efforts to keep things nice and batshit crazy, Tom Cruise is planning on building a new home.  Underground.  To keep safe from Xenu, the evil ruler.  For 10 million bucks.  Batshit.

Devout Scientologist Tom Cruise plans to build a $10 million bunker under his Telluride, Colorado, mansion, a source tells Star! Equipped with a high tech air-purifying system, “it’s a self-contained underground system where up to 10 people can survive for years.” Apparently, Scientologists believe that the evil deposed galactic ruler Xenu is set to attack Earth, and they’ll need a safe place to survive.

Totally sane.  I remember as a kid I would hide up in the attic so Xerxes, the evil golden retriever couldn’t get to me.  I had all I needed in that attic to combat his evil-doings and soon after that I was able to retreat to the land of the second story and then with time…ground zero.  All this to continue my quest of making sure I was still the laughing stock of the entire school.  Mission Impossible?  I think not.

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