Nicolas Cage vs. a crazy naked guy

The guard called police, and when officers arrived Cage had already asked the man to take off the jacket and escorted him outside “without struggle,” Fox said.

Why, if I had a nickel for every time a guy stood naked in my bathroom doorway wearing only my jacket, I’d be a millionaire or at least a hundred-aire. The one thing I’ve taken away from my horrible experiences of late night bathroom usage is to choose your roommates wisely and maybe ask him to shave once in a while. It’s the polite thing to do.