Jennifer Aniston, Brad Pitt, Orlando Bloom, Angelina Jolie and Adrian Grenier are all OK!

"Britney Suicide Watch/Goodbye Mommy," the cover sobs, winning our award for most emotionally manipulative magazine cover of the week.

Congrats!

The story inside, called "Britney: Life Not Worth Living", claims that Britney's brother Bryan is on suicide watch. "He's afraid she is going to accidentally OD," says a source. Meanwhile Britney drives around and gets lost, asking paparazzi for directions back to her house, and is addicted to tanning, pets, shopping, salad and Red Bull.

 Also inside:

 Reese Witherspoon was seen flirting with James Blunt; Friday Night Lights actress Minka Kelly's friends are telling her to dump John Mayer before he breaks her heart;

Adrian Grenier is "so conceited" according to a source, that while lying in bed with a girl he was staring at himself in the mirror and said, "look how beautiful I am, it's amazing";

Tom Brady was pissed when he found out that his son was on the cover of OK! with Bridget Moynahan;

Rihanna may or may not have breast implants

Orlando Bloom "took notice" when Jennifer Aniston showed up on the beach in Mexico in one of her teeny bikinis;

there's "mean girls" tension on the set of the Sex And The City movie;

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt may get married, and a palm reader says he can see a third wedding in Angie's hand;

Maddox Jolie-Pitt has a crush on a girl at school who has brown eyes and yellow and navy ribbons in her brown hair;

and John Stamos, single and 44, wants to adopt kids.

470 lainiek Published 10/3/07   Message Add to Friends