Nicky Hilton, Wilmer Valderrama and Nick Lachey are hoping to whet your appetes with their Sin City sustenance spot...we offer our Sick-Sick Six suggestions for to-die-for dishes!
Plus, will full-time tart-pops Kevin Federline curtail his partying plans, quite unlike Britney and Rita Cosby? Knives sharpened, everyone? A Side o' SnideC-listers, unite! Nicky Hilton, Wilmer Valderrama and Nick Lachey are getting into the restaurant business, and we haven’t been so excited since Nicole Richie embarked on her two-minute career as an authoress.
The questionably gifted threesome (save Nick’s talent for making Jessica Simpson blush big-time) are joining forces to open a Las Vegas eatery called Company. Said dining establishment will be at the Luxor, with the cuisine described as “contemporary twists on classic American entrees.” No idea what that means, really, but here’s our Sick-Sick Six ideas for must-have menu items, chomp-chomp!
6. Buffalo Wings: As a tribute to Nick’s first lady love, J. Simpson, who wasn’t aware that wings don’t actually come from buffaloes.
5. Humble Pie: Because cocky-butt Wilmer and his ever-present bod-goons could use a serving or 10 of this par-tick dish.
4. Roast Turkey: ‘Cause the normally tryptophan-filled Nicky puts us to sleep, kinda like after you stuff yourself with this bird on Thanksgiving.
3. South-of-the-Border Surprise: In honor of the naked pics that surfaced of Nick and Vanessa Minnillo in Mexico. Don’t ask what this one tastes like (musty).
2. Short Ribs: This special is for Nicky, since she likes her men on the pete side. B-f David Katzenberg is way short, and former flame Kevin Connolly is also under six feet. (And you all know what they say ‘bout the more diminutive dudes, doncha?)
1. Virgin Paris: At the bar, that is. As the overphotographed presence of Nic’s practically born-again sis will be an essential for this dubious effort to fly, a semisweet concoction of passion fruit, Red Bull, pink lemonade and a sprig of oregano will be just too divine!
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