Unsexy Hollywood?

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So Esquire magazine named Charlize Theron the Sexiest Woman Alive. Duh.  Maxim countered by offering up the five “Unsexiest Women Alive.”



Now, wait a minute and formulate your own list of the least appealing gals that make up the Hollywood landscape. Ready to compare notes with Maxim? Here’s how they rate the unsexy:



5. Britney Spears – Among other unsexy traits, Maxim cites “about 23 pounds of Funyun pudge.”



4. Madonna – “Willem Dafoe with hot flashes.” Maxim’s words, not ours.


3. Sandra Oh – The mag holds Oh responsible for men having to endure Grey’s Anatomy with their girlfriends.


2. Amy Winehouse – Oh, do we really need to provide evidence of this one?


1. Sarah Jessica Parker – Maxim calls her a horse face, in not so many words.



We’re not knocking their list too much, but SJP at number one seems a little harsh. We’d shuffle the order a bit and stick current underdog Brit at the top of the herd.

 

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Emily 10k+ Emily Published 10/14/07   Message Add to Friends
 

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Comments (8)

  • LAME, I love SJP. Definitely a bad call by Maxim
    mizconfidence 650 mizconfidence 10/14/07   Message Add to Friends Reply
     
  • Hey, SJP is beautiful
    blondydolly222 351 blondydolly222 10/15/07   Message Add to Friends Reply
     
  • I don't know about sjp being the most un-sexy woman alive. That is a bit over done I know at least 100 woman in my nabor hood which look worse then her. Same with Madona and Britney. Honestly just a few years ago the world was drewling all over those two girls. But I do agree to Charlize being the most sexiest. However she has no kits while Britney and Mandona do and that changes the body too. Let's see how Charlize looks after her first child.
    maverick.mars 649 maverick.mars 10/18/07   Message Add to Friends Reply
     
  • Finally someone tells the truth. SJP is a very unattractive woman. A stick figure. I think she got as far as she did because she has a lovely personality and is a hard worker. But beautiful, she is NOT.
    anonymous anonymous 10/29/07 Reply
     
  • I don't think I agree Sara Jessica Parker being the ugliest, I think Sandra Bernhardt should have been on the number one spot on the list for sure. She puts ugg in ugly!
    anonymous anonymous 11/1/07 Reply
     
  • I don'think Sara Jessica Parker is the ugliest female celebrity, Sandra Bernhardt should have been number one on the list for sure. She puts the ug in ugly.
    anonymous anonymous 11/1/07 Reply
     
  • I AGREE 100 PERCENT!
    MAXIUM GOT IT SOOOOO RIGHT!
    SARAH JESSICA PARKER IS UGLY INSIDE AND OUT!
    AND SHE DOESNT HAVE A NICE PERSONALITY THAT IS HOW SHE LOST THE GAY ADVERTISEMENT! REPLACED!
    SHE WAS MEAN TO KIM CATRELL AND OTHERS AND IS JEALOUS AND MANIPULATIVE!
    I AM SO GLAD SOMEONE FINALLY GOT IT RIGHT AND
    HAD THE GUTS TO RIGHT THE TRUTH ABOUT THAT RUTHLESS DOG! ALL I CAN SAY IS BOW WOW~
    WHO LET THE HORSEFACED DOGS OUT?
    IF SHE WASNT SO MEAN OF A PERSON THAT UGLINESS
    WOULDNT SHOW ON THE OUTSIDE. AND SHE HIDES IT
    WITH CERTAIN PEOPLE BUT THE TRUTH ALWAYS COMES OUT. I WONT BE SEEING THAT MOVIE EITHER~!
    THERE IS A REASON SO MANY PEOPLE WRITE THESE SORT OF THINGS ABOUT HER BECAUSE THEY ARE THE TRUTH!
    anonymous anonymous 12/16/07 Reply
     
  • HAHA I MEANT GAP ADVERTISEMENT!
    MAYBE THAT WAS A FRUEDIAN SLIP!
    anonymous anonymous 12/16/07 Reply
     
 
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