Jessica Alba Can't Dance And Mike Meyers Is An Eccentric Jackass

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Jessica Alba is lucky. Normally, I'd be all up and down her seeing as I find her to be kind of a dickhead what with the not liking being Latina and always bitching about how her beauty is a curse. But Mike Myers has proven himself to be the bigger dickhead in this story! You're free to go, Jessica. They're filming "The Love Guru" (probably one of those godawful movies that will result in four sequels and way too many catchphrases) in Canada and Mike's being a real dickus on the set.