Christina Aguilera's Hidden Baby Is The Worst Kept Secret Ever

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Seriously, this new trend is getting to me. Just say it already. What's the big deal. The goddamn kid is crowning! I just slipped in your broken water. There's practically placenta to be had! Christina Aguilera's friends threw her a baby shower for the baby we're not supposed to know about. And word is that she's going to name the kid after her hubbie, record executive Jordan Bratman. Do they call their car the "Bratmobile"? I hope so. I would.