Kristin Cavallari has cleavage

1. God
2. Damn

This is Kristin Cavallari who is famous because she is a spoiled rich bitch. Why is it that all the snotty, privileged rich kids who never appreciate anything are always so hot? Because God hates poor people, that’s why. True story. Don’t believe me? Take drive through St. Bernard Parish in Louisiana. Zing! God rulez.

Links for the rich folks:

• Pocketshots?  Shotpaks? All I see are s and drunk chicks. (Crave)
• Leslie is hot and she’s in college. So she’s the the Cute College girl of the week (CH)
• Zuda  launches from DC Comics (Gutterbleed)
• Paris Hilton’s new movie sucks. Wait? She’s in a movie? (Yeeeah)
• Halle Berry has huge mommy s (DS)
• Christa Campbell and her huge rack at the Spike Scream awards (Bastardly)