Boom And Bust: Aguilera And Berry Get This Season’s Look

There are pictures of actresses Cate Blanchett and Halle Berry, and chanteuse Christina Aguilera. But three celebrities being pregnant at one time does not a boom make, so there’s a photo of one Laura Bailey.

Bailey’s presence make the number up to four, which is a bona fide boom. (Whether Bailey is a bona fide celebrity is more contentious.)

Says first: “It’s is an accessory that has become almost as desirable as the latest Chanel handbag” - if albeit much smaller. “Nothing is more fashionable at the moment…than a baby bump.”

Readers concerned at looking out of fashion and dated in last season’s non-pregnant look can employ Anorak’s new range of Comfi-Tum pants or take to drinking large amount of beer at lunch times…

Picture: Hack - Jennifer Lopez, also pregnant. You heard it here first!