Crowned!

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I like to think of myself as discerning. I don’t pick the sports teams I root for based on their uniforms, I only date boys who can get me ahead in life (totally kidding), and I always, always ask myself ‘What would Tyra do?’when I find myself at a crossroads (Just a little rule I have…so as to ensure I’m ‘fierce.’) So, like a good child of pop culture, I research and weigh my television options vigilantly before I would dain to add a show to my TiVo pass.

 

This season, that lucky show is Crowned: The Mother of All Pageants, on the CW network. The fact that I’ll be addicted is no dirty little secret (like the time when I may or may not have watched an all-day marathon of Keeping Up With The Kardashians without food or drink). No, I want to shout it from the hilltops! Crowned is wrong on so many levels and I can’t get enough of it! Just imagine the morbid pleasure you got when you heard miss Puerto Rico’s dress had been pepper sprayed last week, causing her to break out into hives onstage, and then multiply it by a bajillion.

 

Watch it.  If only because its sandwiched between Amercias Next Top Model and Gossip Girl.(also on my TiVo pass). Trust me, I’m discerning.

 

 CLICK THE LINKS FOR MORE SHANNA MOAKLER, CARSON KRESSLEY, CYNTHIA GARRETT!

Emily 10k+ Emily Published 12/10/07   Message Add to Friends
 

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