PETA Calls Out Trashy, Fur-Wearing Olsen Twins

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With Mike Vick and his cohorts safely behind bars, PETA is going after the evil Olsen Twins, dedicating an entire website and MySpace to that effort.

Fittingly, they have dubbed the anorexic former child stars “The Trollsens” and individually named them Hairy Kate and Trashley Trollsen.

The animal rights group is targeting the traveling freak show petite actresses for wearing fur and also including it in their individual fashion collections.

A PETA statement reads: “No one would argue that Mary-Kate and Ashley could use some meat on their bones, but the last thing they need is hair on their backs.”

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, you just got served. And we’re sure as hell not talkin’ about a plate of food. Couple of frail, anorexic waifs, these two.

Indeed, the truth hurts. The Trollsens MySpace reads:

Hi, we’re Hairy Kate and Trashley Trollsen. Like most trolls, we live under a bridge and wait for furry animals to walk by so we can skin them and wear them as hats. Because we’re celebrities, we don’t have to live by the same rules that ugly people like you do, and if we want to wrap ourselves up in someone else’s skin, or drape our bodies in the rotting remains of someone’s family, we totally can! And do we ever!

Of course, these words may fall upon deaf ears. Living in their little troll bubble and only emerging occasionally for naked trysts with Lance Armstrong or Sean Avery, the Olsen twins likely don’t give a rat’s behind about this. Just saying.

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anonymous 79 drift82 Published 12/11/07   Message Add to Friends
 

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Comments (4)

  • why don't they go after sharon stone and the various animals she's been dragging around behind her lately.
    hellokitty 360 hellokitty 12/11/07   Message Add to Friends Reply
     
  • They're finally looking pretty again. They must have cleaned up their act and started a healthy diet.
    mikenizit 505 mikenizit 12/11/07   Message Add to Friends Reply
     
  • I THINK THEY KNOW EXACTLY WHAT THERE LAUNCHING IN FASHON. BUT I DONT UNDERSTAND WHY THEY CAN'T USE FAKE FUR INSTEAD OF DEAD ANIMALS THAT HAVE EVERY RIGHT TOO LIVE AND BREATH AS WE DO. TORCHERING THE ANIMALS THAT HEARTLESS. KILLING PRIMATES FOR HEARTS FOR HUMANS IS HEATLESS. WE SHOULD BE ABLE TO GIVE HEART TRANT PLANT TO PEOPLE WHO NEEDIT BUT KNOW ANIMAL HEART SHOULD BE USED FOR MAYBE A EXTRA WEEK TO LIVE .
    anonymous 5 emarald 12/14/07   Message Add to Friends Reply
     
  • Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen are very very ugly i'm sorry but THEY SUCK!
    anonymous anonymous 1/12/08 Reply
     
 
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