Jenny McCarthy slinks in Sapphire

Jenny McCarthy (who is dating Jim Carry) slinked her way into the 5th Anniversary of the Sapphire Club in Las Vegas, December 13th.
Is Jenny McCarthy too scandalous for Las Vegas?
We know you are not wearing a bra, Jenny, and yes, we see your ‘nip slip’ just as you intended.
Girl, (and I use the term loosely here) why do you have a giant rip in the front of your dress?
We know that your whole career (and I use the term loosely) consists of taking your clothes off, so the rip must be so we can see that you have boobies under there.
Thanks, Jenny, but I’ve seen them already. And seen them.
Just take the dress off already, Jenny, you know you want to!