David Beckham has a John Deere in his Pants

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So I’m having my morning coffee and I almost choke when I read that Victoria Beckham, ms elegance, ms celebrity royalty, ms sophistication, came out yesterday and called her husband’s THANG an “exhaust pipe”. An exhaust pipe?!!

Oh, but Victoria is even specific. Not just any exhaust pipe, but a tractor exhaust pipe!

Cue the quote:

She said, “I’m proud I still have a really good sex life with David. He is very much in proportion. He does have a huge one, though. He does. You can see it in the advert. It is all his. It is like a tractor exhaust pipe!”

David next will be the underwear model for Caterpillar! … either that, or a small John Deere model.

I highly disagree with Victoria.

I think he has a Hello Kitty exhaust pipe. I think he really does.

Click here to see the John Deere

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agree, looks digitally enhanced to me. most male underwear ads are.

anonymous 12/22/07 Reply

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