Some jokes just write themselves. Rush & Molloy reports that Will Smith is in love with a Japanese toilet that sprays your ass with water and air. Basically, a bidet. Will said the toilets are “a gift from heaven. People think it’s all about suction, but it doesn’t suck — it blows.” That could also be used to describe his wife's music career. I can just picture Will squealing like a pig in every time that water gushes up his ass. He probably sits... More
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