David Beckham has a huge wiener or something

But the Spice Girl insists what’s pictured in the pair of white briefs is all his. She says, “I’m proud I still have a really good sex life with David. He is very much in proportion. He does have a huge one, though. He does. You can see it in the advert. It is all his. It is like a tractor exhaust pipe!”

Having never studied a tractor exhaust pipe in detail, I searched for it. Apparently, David’s penis starts out thick, then suddenly turns thin and the whole thing bends outward and has a gaping hole at the end. Is that what a penis is supposed to look like? No wonder women laugh when I pull down my pants.

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