Ah, Mario Lopez, the man who can dance up a storm, seduce you with a dimpled smile and bang you against a wall effortlessly. Yes, he has some fidelity issues, but he's not the kind of guy I picture myself spending my life with. No. It's more like a warm night, some loud trance music, perhaps a pool, plenty of sexual paraphernalia, and a whole lot of nasty sex. Wa, wa, wee, wa.
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