Sam Heuston Christmas Joy and Linking

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Christmas is the time for giving so that’s why I have nude pictures of Sam Heuston dressed as Santa Claus. Or I guess it would be Father Christmas, because she’s British. British people say Happy Christmas too, and not Merry Christmas like Americans. I think I like Happy Christmas better for two reasons.

  1. What the does merry even mean? Have you ever been merry? Like the squirrels? No.
  2. I once dated a girl named Mary Christmill and she was a whore (not the good kind) and it sounds too close.

Happy Christmas muthafuckers.

  • Annual BOOB SLAPPING contest. Sweet. (Unibrow)
  • Peter Jackson isn’t directing the Hobbit (Zed’s Dead)
  • Immortal Iron Fist will kick your brain in the balls. (Gutterbleed)
  • All I see are are nice boobies (College Humor)
  • Lindsay Lohan is broke (Notorious)
  • Guess the hot rack. Hanukkah Edition. Mazel tov! (BPBC)
  • John Edwards has a love child. Never meant to be…love child.. (Gone-Hollywood)
  • Lauren Daly FHM Australia, mate. (Bastardly)
  • Uma Thurman is a scary giant, but I’d still hit it…from a step stool. (Seriously OMG)
  • Melanie Griffith cametoe is so deep I think there is actually a camel in there. (Glitterati)
  • More Ashlee Simpson suckage. (Yeeeah)
  • Kim Catrall naked in fur. PETA is pissed. But she was Lassie in Porky’s, assholes. (Deceiver)
  • Shaun White is a pussy and I hate him for scoring hot chicks. Also, he’s a criminal (Allie)
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  • The Christmas present from Sam Heuston I want to be opening is her legs!
    anonymous anonymous 11/24/08 Reply
     
 
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